The worst pickup lines at nightclubs
Flirting is very common at nightclubs in Cancun but you need to be very cleaver and nice when you are approaching to some girl / guy. If you have not been blessed with good conversation skills, you probably appeal to some pre-elaborated phrases, some pickup lines work amazingly and others are just terrible. Now I am going to list the worst pickup lines I ever heard:
- “Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?” (Yes please, in the opposite direction).
- “Is your daddy a baker? Cause you got a nice set of buns” (Really? Please be a little more original).
- “Excuse me; can you give me directions… to your hotel/house?” (Nice try, but no!).
- “Excuse me, I think you dropped this –and then hand a piece of paper with his name, hotel and room number” (No, it´s not mine and YES! I am sure).
- “Nice legs. What time do they open?” (For you, never!).
- “Here´s your first wish, what are your other two?” (Dance with that hot boy –pointing a dude in the other side of the disco – would be the first and for you to disappear would be the second).
- “Shut up and give me your number” (The only number you will get belongs to the police station, my friend).
- “Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?” (Really?).
- I don´t care about your boyfriend. I´m not the jealous type (Great, let me introduce him to you –That 2 meter tall muscled security guy).
- “If you were a fruit you´d be a FINE-apple”(Thank you but it is illegal to date kids).
Girls, if someone has told you another funny pickup line, please comment in here. Guys, are you ready for a revenge? Which is the worst line a girl has told you to get a free drink?